My name is (first and last name) and I am a living wo/man of sound mind, of God, and from nature, and the Beneficiary and Executor of the (full legal name) TRUST, which was created through the birth registration process and registered on the (your birthday.) I am here by special invitation, not a summons, as only a person receives and responds to a summons, person being legal fiction or trust. And I am here to clear up some misunderstandings. I formally challenge the presumption that this is a private bar guild matter, and I make a claim and statement for the record that this is a matter of public record, and that you are here as a public servant. I formally challenge the presumption that you are the Executor, the prosecution is the Beneficiary, and I am the trustee. Because as already stated, I am both beneficiary and executor, and a living wo/man. Not a government employee or trustee or fictitious legal entity. You are the trustee. Also on the record, a fictitious legal entity, such as the name of the accused, (your full legal name) in all capital letters, lacks physical form and consciousness and is therefore incapable of appearing today, or of doing the things it is accused of. Only a living man or woman could be capable of doing such things, and as there is no victim there is no crime. Also on the record, I formally challenge the presumption of immunity. Your honour, you are a public servant, in a court of public record, and are therefore accountable for your actions. Your honour, do you choose to rebut anything i have said? Unless you choose to rebut any of this, it will stand. (They won’t, so say) let the record show the magistrate does not choose to rebut any of this, so it stands. I am (first and last name), living wo/man, beneficiary and executor of the (full legal name) TRUST, I have committed no crime, and I do not consent to contract or joinder and I waive the benefits on offer. RESPONSES TO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS If asked yr birthday, Yr honour I have no clear recollection of my birthday, and I doubt hearsay is permitted in the court, therefore I can’t in good faith answer that question. If asked where you live, Yr honour I am living right here and now. If they persist, Yr honour the person is registered as living at (yr legal address) but I am not the person, I live everywhere I am. If asked, are you the name, Yr honour I am (first and last name), living wo/man, executor and beneficiary of the (full legal name) TRUST. If asked what you would like to do with the charges, 2 options. 1, what charges yr honour? The charges are against the name in all capitals which is a fictitious legal entity. I am a living wo/man and not a fictitious legal entity. 2, as the executor and beneficiary I claim there are no charges for the living wo/man to answer to and I dismiss the case, with extreme prejudice. (Extreme prejudice means it cannot be reheard.) (Option 2. I have dismissed my own case before, after the magistrate got up and walked out/abandoned the courtroom. I’ve not done it in the presence of the magistrate but after challenging the presumption of executor, beneficiary and trustee you actually should be able to. Depends how confident yr feeling.) If the magistrate does abandon the court say, Let the record show that the magistrate has abandoned the courtroom. As the highest ranking court official remaining in the room i dismiss this case with extreme prejudice. If threatened with contempt, Rebut it, simply say, yr honour everything I am doing and saying is perfectly lawful and legal and there is no contempt. For any other question, Yr honour i am not answering that question. Yr honour i am not answering any further questions. Yr honour i have said everything I have come here to say, and I will not be answering any further questions. (Whichever is most applicable) If the magistrate says ‘this is my courtroom and im in charge’ say, Actually yr honour, for the record, this is a public courtroom, and you are a public servant. And with you as trustee and myself as executor and beneficiary, I am in charge. (Again, depends on yr confidence 😂) If they enter a plea on your behalf, ask ‘are you administering the trust without my consent?’